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Most Emailed Photos - 06/02/2005 by Mort
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These are the voyages of the Star Ship Enterprise, on the cont...

I say Spock, is it just me, or does that star system have an eighteen hole golf course?

Sir! Sir! I cannae take it nae more!

What is it Scotty? Can't you see we are busy here?

It's tae Klingons on ta star b'ard bow sir!

Och! Aye sir! They're looking mean and nasty!
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 6 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Great caption, Mort. How have you been?
<Mort> I've been pretty good actually. Just moving along with life and all that.
<lol> 1ce agen this site is gay so fookin gay!
<Bavid Dyrden> Yes, I'm gay, lol. Is there something wrong with that?

Thank fuck I'm not illiterate!

<JulieK> Arm the photon torpedoes! Reroute power to the shields!
<JulieK> Oh wait


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