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Most Emailed Photos - 12/03/2003 by ElvisThePelvis
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Some rules for living:

If you are a cat owner, don't walk around the house naked. Cats are intensly interested in dangly bits.

When a woman is breatfeeding in public, it is not an invitation to join in "to keep them even".

And never attend a NAMBLA rally dressed like a cheerleader, even if you have a padded bra.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<ElvisThePelvis> NAMBLA=North American Man Boy Love Association. Yes, that's real. Scary, but real.
<yoyology> Love that second one.
<guyPaulo> Actually, you'd be pretty safe at a NAMBLA meeting dressed like that, I'd think. Just don't wear your old Boy Scout uniform.

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