If you are a cat owner, don't walk around the house naked. Cats are intensly interested in dangly bits.
When a woman is breatfeeding in public, it is not an invitation to join in "to keep them even".
And never attend a NAMBLA rally dressed like a cheerleader, even if you have a padded bra.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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