I first realized I was different when I saw some 3-on-1 hardcore gay Jesus porn and got a boner.
So I decided to come out by driving around the neighbourhood yelling out "I am a GAY DOG!".
Unfortunately, dad found out.
"Sorry, dad, but I'm gay."
Luckily dad was accepting.
"We dogs hump people's legs, and you expect me to be upset because you're gay? That's fine, son!"
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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