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Most Emailed Photos - 03/06/2005 by Fu Manchu
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I first realized I was different when I saw some 3-on-1 hardcore gay Jesus porn and got a boner.

So I decided to come out by driving around the neighbourhood yelling out "I am a GAY DOG!".

Unfortunately, dad found out.


"Sorry, dad, but I'm gay."

Luckily dad was accepting.

"We dogs hump people's legs, and you expect me to be upset because you're gay? That's fine, son!"

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There are 5 comments for this caption.

<mypalmike> Heh.
<David Byrden> Why does everyone think Jesus had long hair and a beard? He was a short fat bald guy!
<Axolotl> 3-1 HGJP is the new ED!

<Severian> I saw some gay Jesus porn, and it was...

sacrilicious!

<mypalmike> Yeah, HGJP is crucifilastic!

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