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Most Emailed Photos - 08/12/2004 by Fu Manchu
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Hey Mom, chill out man, don't bust a vein....

Chill out? You spilled bong water over my Persian rug! A family of rats is living in your hair! And you play that damn hippy music all day long!


Take a look at yourself, you're 52, it's time to move out of home!

And take your hairy girlfriend with you!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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