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Most Emailed Photos - 12/23/2004 by Rancor_Pit
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Now that everyone's seen these, I wonder what they'll say about my hairless pussy?

Obviously someone was indeed distracted at the sight of her hairless pussy.

"Really Judge!! I had nothing to do with the accident!"- signed H.P.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

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<mypalmike> Ah, the hairless pussy joke will never lose its lustre.
<Morgus> Then there's the poor pussyless hare -- certainly, that's one sad rabbit.
<Axolotl> The good old HP joke!

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