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Most Emailed Photos - 12/23/2004 by Rancor_Pit
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Now that everyone's seen these, I wonder what they'll say about my hairless pussy?

Obviously someone was indeed distracted at the sight of her hairless pussy.

"Really Judge!! I had nothing to do with the accident!"- signed H.P.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> Ah, the hairless pussy joke will never lose its lustre.
<Morgus> Then there's the poor pussyless hare -- certainly, that's one sad rabbit.
<Axolotl> The good old HP joke!

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