[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/23/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You know sleeping with hot twins is like the zenith of sexy.

I just have to think about it and waaaanng I get hard.

But then I think...

isn't that like incest?
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 319 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:09Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:08Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:07Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:06Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:05Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:04Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:03Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:02Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:01Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:00Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:59Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:58Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:57Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:56Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:55Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:54Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:53Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:52Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:51Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:50Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:49Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:48Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:47Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:42Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:41Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:40Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:39Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:36Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:35Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:34Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:33Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:32Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:29Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:28Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:23Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:18Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:17Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:16Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:15Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:13Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:09Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:08Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:07Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:06Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:05Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:04Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:03Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:02Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:01Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:00Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:59Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:58Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:57Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:56Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:55Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:54Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:53Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:52Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:51Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:50Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:49Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:48Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:47Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:46Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:45Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:44Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:43Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:42Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:41Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:40Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:39Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:38Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:36Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:35Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:34Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:33Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:32Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:31Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:30Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:29Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:28Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:27Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:26Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:19Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:18Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:17Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:09Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:08Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:04Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:03Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:00Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:52Caption #-68
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:51Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:47Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:46Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:45Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:44Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:43Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:42Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:41Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:40Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:39Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:38Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:37Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:31Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:30Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:29Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:28Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:27Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:26Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:25Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:24Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:23Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:22Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:20Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:19Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:18Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:17Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:16Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:15Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:14Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:13Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:12Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:11Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:10Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:04Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:03Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:02Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:01Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:00Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:59Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:58Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:57Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:56Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:55Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:54Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:43Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:41Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:40Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:39Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:36Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:32Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:31Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:29Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:28Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:27Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:26Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:25Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:24Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:23Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:22Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:21Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:20Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:19Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:15Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:14Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:11Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:09Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:08Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:07Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:04Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:03Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:02Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:01Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:00Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:59Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:58Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:57Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:56Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:55Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:54Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:50Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:43Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:42Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:41Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:40Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:39Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:38Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:37Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:36Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:35Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:34Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:33Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:32Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:27Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:25Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:24Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:22Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:21Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:20Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:19Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:18Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:17Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:16Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:15Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:14Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:13Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:12Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:09Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:08Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:03Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:01Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:58Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:54Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:53Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:51Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:48Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:47Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:45Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:44Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:43Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:42Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:41Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:40Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:39Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:38Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:36Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:35Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:34Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:33Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:29Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:23Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:21Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:18Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:13Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:10Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:08Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:05Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:03Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:02Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:01Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:58Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:57Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:50Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:48Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:47Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:44Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:41Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:32Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:29Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:25Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:24Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:23Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:20Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:19Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:17Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:16Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:15Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:12Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:09Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:08Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:59Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:56Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:55Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:54Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:51Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:47Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:44Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:43Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:42Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:38Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:36Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:35Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:30Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:25Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:23Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:21Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:20Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:19Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:18Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:17Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:14Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:13Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:06Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:04Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:03Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:01Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:59Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:58Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:57Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:50Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:48Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:47Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:46Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:44Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:43Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:42Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:36Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:35Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:33Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:30Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:26Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:25Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:23Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:20Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:15Caption #955
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:14Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:07Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:06Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:05Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:02Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:01Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:56Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:55Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:51Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:43Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:42Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:41Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:31Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:30Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:29Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:24Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:22Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:20Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:18Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:15Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:13Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:11Caption #657

Board [Post Message]

Happy Birthday Axolotl!

Talking about incest, I just got back from an orthodox jewish wedding -- wait a second those two things have nothing in common.

I abhor tradition, so the idea of going to an event that's dunked in three thousand years of history... well it's not exactly my slice of challah. I'll get straight to the point shall I? These are my ignorant gentile impressions.

Firstly it took so long to get going, we were there at 7pm, but it took them to 9pm to start the ceremony. We weren't sure if this was normal, there seemed to be a fair bit of confusion. We spent our time trying to pick out which women were hiding their hair beneath wigs for religious reasons, and wondering why some ladies' dresses were longer than others. As you might be able to tell I spent most of this time around the women folk, the men folk were in their own little room, a scary room, a room I was not willing to enter... a room of singing rabbis! I told you this was going to be ignorant.

Finally something happened, the men came out while dragging the groom tightly by the arms, his face was ashen, he did not at all look pleased about this. He was brought before his bride and the rabbi, she looked extremely pissed. There were sharp words, hand guestures, stares and many shakes of the head, before the groom tore himself away and walked out of the room.

I have no idea what happened, none of us gentiles did, it looked like the wedding was cancelled, but no one seemed too concerned, how odd. We found out that the bride did not like the conditions, which condition I don't know, I have no clue of the conditions at all. What we had witnessed seemed to be a standoff, a "that's my final offer take it or leave it!", maybe it was something else.

Five minutes later the groom came back in, less ashen this time, something had been resolved, candles were lit and the bride's veil was... veiled. We all rushed outside to the ceremony, it was 9pm already.

Haphazard is a good word for the ceremony if you compare it to the christian weddings I normally get dragged to. A tiny stage with at least twelve bearded men huddled all around the bride and groom, inviting other men on stage to see or to talk. It didn't make much sense to me. Women sat on the left, men on the right, just the first signs of the separation of the sexes to come. I will gloss over the ceremony, except for the part where they lost a rabbi -- pull him out of a hat, I shouted, no actually I didn't.

The meal was ok except for the fact that the salad had been sitting on the table since 6pm. The dancing was separated and very entertaining, males on the left, women on the right, divided by screens. High energy and plenty of displays of public affections, just not between opposite sexes. We were sat on an odd table, old orthodox jewish women bookended by their husbands. It became very apparent to me that while the males ruled all things spiritual, the women ruled everything else with a tight fist.

After we finally ate the main course at eleven thirty, we made our excuses and escaped during the second dance of same sex bonding.

Sorry for the lack of sense and punctuation, it's 1am and I am being hurried.

There are 19 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> You must read the first section of this! This kid made me laugh so hard I cried.

...www.phoenixnewtimes.com...

<jordie3> Man, I'm glad all my cousin's weddings have been either secular or Reconstructionist. We got to laugh during the ceremonies, and dance to Huey Lewis and the Eurythmics afterwards. Yay for relaxed Judaism!
<JulieK> I wonder why is it that same-sex bonding is inforced? Mort said "displays of pubilc affection" so that is more than a smile and a holding hands.
<guyPaulo> I guess organized, violent racism is funnier in Ireland than here in the states......
<3Suns> Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife. Or even appear to be capable of coveting thy neighbor's wife. Or anyone else's wife, or anyone who could be, at some future time, someone else's wife. Or else.
<David Byrden> guyPaulo, it's all about making them look stupid. Which he did brilliantly. I hope his friends kept straight faces throughout.
<Lauren> Mort, I hope you were 'being hurried' for purposes other than sleep...
<guyPaulo> DB, I do realize that the writer's intention is to make them look stupid (which he does do), but it's VERY dangerous to dismiss anything about these kinds of groups. I live in the south, which refined its own brand of hate, and these kinds of individuals are not to be underestimated.
<guyPaulo> The "south" as in the south-eastern portion of the US of A. Sorry, I didn't mean to be Ameri-centric there....
<guyPaulo> Shit, I almost forgot: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AXOLOTL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<ElvisThePelvis> Weird, this was exactly my order for candidates:

Kucinich, Rep. Dennis, OH - Democrat Sharpton, Reverend Al - Democrat
Kerry, Senator John, MA - Democrat
Edwards, Senator John, NC - Democrat
Bush, President George W. - Republican

To be fair the top match was 58% and the bottom was Bush with 13%.

<ElvisThePelvis> Oops, wrong place. Oh well, those came from here:

...selectsmart.com...

<guyPaulo> I'm confused. Yahoo has the following photo on a story about gay marriage, but I can't figure out the sexes of the people in the photo Any ideas?
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Lauren> guy, the are both women. Take another look at J.T. Although she is wearing a suit and has a masculine haircut, her features are definitely feminine.
<Axolotl> Wow, thanks everybody! Today is the first day of the last year of my 20s...
<guyPaulo> WTF..?..No way Lauren....
<MLimburg> boojah dude .. the 30s rock :)
<t> fuck
<guyPaulo> hey ya'll


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post