Most Emailed Photos - 02/23/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

You know sleeping with hot twins is like the zenith of sexy.

I just have to think about it and waaaanng I get hard.

But then I think...

isn't that like incest?

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 472 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:43 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:42 Caption #639

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:41 Caption #-61

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:40 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:39 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:38 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:37 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:36 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:35 Caption #819

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:34 Caption #790

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:33 Caption #818

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:33 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:31 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:30 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:29 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:28 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:27 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:26 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:25 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:24 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:22 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:21 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:20 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:19 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:18 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:17 Caption #827

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:16 Caption #844

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:15 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:14 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:13 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:12 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:11 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:10 Caption #812

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:09 Caption #897

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:08 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:07 Caption #380

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:06 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:05 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:04 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:03 Caption #799

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:01 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:50:00 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:59 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:58 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:57 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:56 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:55 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:54 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:53 Caption #903

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:52 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:51 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:50 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:49 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:48 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:47 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:46 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:45 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:44 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:43 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:42 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:41 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:40 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:39 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:38 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:37 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:36 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:35 Caption #816

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:34 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:33 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:32 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:31 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:30 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:29 Caption #575

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:28 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:27 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:26 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:25 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:24 Caption #284

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:23 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:22 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:21 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:20 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:19 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:18 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:17 Caption #929

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:16 Caption #956

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:15 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:14 Caption #685

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:13 Caption #869

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:12 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:11 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:10 Caption #903

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:09 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:07 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:06 Caption #978

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:05 Caption #867

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:04 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:03 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:02 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:01 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:49:00 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:59 Caption #912

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:58 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:57 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:56 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:55 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:54 Caption #956

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:53 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:52 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:51 Caption #-58

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:50 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:49 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:48 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:47 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:46 Caption #813

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:45 Caption #704

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:44 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:43 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:43 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:41 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:40 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:39 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:38 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:37 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:36 Caption #890

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:35 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:34 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:33 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:32 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:31 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:30 Caption #702

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:29 Caption #792

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:28 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:27 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:26 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:25 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:24 Caption #434

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:23 Caption #759

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:22 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:21 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:20 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:19 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:18 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:17 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:16 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:15 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:14 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:13 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:12 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:11 Caption #834

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:10 Caption #685

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:08 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:07 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:06 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:04 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:02 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:01 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:48:00 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:59 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:58 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:57 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:56 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:55 Caption #841

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:54 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:53 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:52 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:51 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:50 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:49 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:48 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:47 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:46 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:45 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:44 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:43 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:42 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:41 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:40 Caption #848

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:39 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:38 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:37 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:36 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:35 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:34 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:33 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:32 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:31 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:30 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:29 Caption #815

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:28 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:27 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:26 Caption #620

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:25 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:24 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:23 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:22 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:21 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:20 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:19 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:18 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:17 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:16 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:15 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:14 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:13 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:11 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:10 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:09 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:08 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:06 Caption #617

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:05 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:04 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:03 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:02 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:47:01 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:59 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:58 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:57 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:56 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:55 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:54 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:53 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:52 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:51 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:50 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:49 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:48 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:47 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:46 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:45 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:44 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:43 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:42 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:41 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:40 Caption #757

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:39 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:38 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:37 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:36 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:35 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:34 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:31 Caption #372

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:29 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:28 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:26 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:25 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:24 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:23 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:22 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:21 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:20 Caption #-85

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:19 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:18 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:17 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:16 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:13 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:09 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:07 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:06 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:02 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:01 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:46:00 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:57 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:56 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:55 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:52 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:48 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:47 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:45 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:42 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:41 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:39 Caption #780

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:38 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:36 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:27 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:25 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:22 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:20 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:18 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:16 Caption #767

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:12 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:11 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:10 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:09 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:08 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:05 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:01 Caption #732

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:45:00 Caption #823

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:59 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:58 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:56 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:54 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:53 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:52 Caption #135

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:49 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:46 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:44 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:41 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:40 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:39 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:35 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:34 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:33 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:32 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:31 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:30 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:29 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:28 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:27 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:24 Caption #135

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:23 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:22 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:21 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:19 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:18 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:17 Caption #8011787107455

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:13 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:11 Caption #971

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:07 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:06 Caption #405

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:05 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:04 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:03 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:44:00 Caption #962

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:59 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:56 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:55 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:54 Caption #814

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:53 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:52 Caption #639

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:51 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:49 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:47 Caption #-16

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:45 Caption #-5

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:43 Caption #921

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:41 Caption #463

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:40 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:38 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:37 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:36 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:34 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:33 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:32 Caption #681

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:31 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:30 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:29 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:28 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:27 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:25 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:23 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:22 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:21 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:20 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:19 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:18 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:17 Caption #469

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:16 Caption #830

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:15 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:14 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:13 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:12 Caption #749

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:11 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:10 Caption #915

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:09 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:08 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:07 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:05 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:03 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:02 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:01 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:43:00 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:58 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:56 Caption #193

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:54 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:52 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:51 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:50 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:49 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:48 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:47 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:46 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:45 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:44 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:43 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:42 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:41 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:40 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:39 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:38 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:36 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:34 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:32 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:31 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:30 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:29 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:28 Caption #927

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:27 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:26 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:25 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:23 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:22 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:20 Caption #774

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:19 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:18 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:16 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:15 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:14 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:13 Caption #406

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:11 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:10 Caption #791

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:09 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:07 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:06 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:05 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:03 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:02 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:01 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:42:00 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:59 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:58 Caption #591

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:56 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:54 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:52 Caption #728

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:50 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:49 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:47 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:46 Caption #908

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:45 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:43 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:42 Caption #704

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:40 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:38 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:37 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:36 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:35 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:33 Caption #845

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:31 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:29 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:28 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:27 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:25 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:23 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:21 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:20 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:19 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:18 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:17 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:16 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:14 Caption #649

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:13 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:12 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:11 Caption #732

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:10 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:09 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:08 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:07 Caption #828

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:05 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:04 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:03 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:02 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:41:00 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:59 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:58 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:56 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:55 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:53 Caption #789

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:51 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:49 Caption #848

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:47 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:46 Caption #568

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:45 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:40:43 Caption #574

Board

[Post Message]

Happy Birthday Axolotl!

Talking about incest, I just got back from an orthodox jewish wedding -- wait a second those two things have nothing in common.

I abhor tradition, so the idea of going to an event that's dunked in three thousand years of history... well it's not exactly my slice of challah. I'll get straight to the point shall I? These are my ignorant gentile impressions.

Firstly it took so long to get going, we were there at 7pm, but it took them to 9pm to start the ceremony. We weren't sure if this was normal, there seemed to be a fair bit of confusion. We spent our time trying to pick out which women were hiding their hair beneath wigs for religious reasons, and wondering why some ladies' dresses were longer than others. As you might be able to tell I spent most of this time around the women folk, the men folk were in their own little room, a scary room, a room I was not willing to enter... a room of singing rabbis! I told you this was going to be ignorant.

Finally something happened, the men came out while dragging the groom tightly by the arms, his face was ashen, he did not at all look pleased about this. He was brought before his bride and the rabbi, she looked extremely pissed. There were sharp words, hand guestures, stares and many shakes of the head, before the groom tore himself away and walked out of the room.

I have no idea what happened, none of us gentiles did, it looked like the wedding was cancelled, but no one seemed too concerned, how odd. We found out that the bride did not like the conditions, which condition I don't know, I have no clue of the conditions at all. What we had witnessed seemed to be a standoff, a "that's my final offer take it or leave it!", maybe it was something else.

Five minutes later the groom came back in, less ashen this time, something had been resolved, candles were lit and the bride's veil was... veiled. We all rushed outside to the ceremony, it was 9pm already.

Haphazard is a good word for the ceremony if you compare it to the christian weddings I normally get dragged to. A tiny stage with at least twelve bearded men huddled all around the bride and groom, inviting other men on stage to see or to talk. It didn't make much sense to me. Women sat on the left, men on the right, just the first signs of the separation of the sexes to come. I will gloss over the ceremony, except for the part where they lost a rabbi -- pull him out of a hat, I shouted, no actually I didn't.

The meal was ok except for the fact that the salad had been sitting on the table since 6pm. The dancing was separated and very entertaining, males on the left, women on the right, divided by screens. High energy and plenty of displays of public affections, just not between opposite sexes. We were sat on an odd table, old orthodox jewish women bookended by their husbands. It became very apparent to me that while the males ruled all things spiritual, the women ruled everything else with a tight fist.

After we finally ate the main course at eleven thirty, we made our excuses and escaped during the second dance of same sex bonding.

Sorry for the lack of sense and punctuation, it's 1am and I am being hurried.

There are 19 messages for this day.

<David Byrden> You must read the first section of this! This kid made me laugh so hard I cried.

...www.phoenixnewtimes.com...

<jordie3> Man, I'm glad all my cousin's weddings have been either secular or Reconstructionist. We got to laugh during the ceremonies, and dance to Huey Lewis and the Eurythmics afterwards. Yay for relaxed Judaism!

<JulieK> I wonder why is it that same-sex bonding is inforced? Mort said "displays of pubilc affection" so that is more than a smile and a holding hands.

<guyPaulo> I guess organized, violent racism is funnier in Ireland than here in the states......

<3Suns> Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife. Or even appear to be capable of coveting thy neighbor's wife. Or anyone else's wife, or anyone who could be, at some future time, someone else's wife. Or else.

<David Byrden> guyPaulo, it's all about making them look stupid. Which he did brilliantly. I hope his friends kept straight faces throughout.

<Lauren> Mort, I hope you were 'being hurried' for purposes other than sleep...

<guyPaulo> DB, I do realize that the writer's intention is to make them look stupid (which he does do), but it's VERY dangerous to dismiss anything about these kinds of groups. I live in the south, which refined its own brand of hate, and these kinds of individuals are not to be underestimated.

<guyPaulo> The "south" as in the south-eastern portion of the US of A. Sorry, I didn't mean to be Ameri-centric there....

<guyPaulo> Shit, I almost forgot: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AXOLOTL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<ElvisThePelvis> Weird, this was exactly my order for candidates:

Kucinich, Rep. Dennis, OH - Democrat Sharpton, Reverend Al - Democrat
Kerry, Senator John, MA - Democrat
Edwards, Senator John, NC - Democrat
Bush, President George W. - Republican

To be fair the top match was 58% and the bottom was Bush with 13%.

<ElvisThePelvis> Oops, wrong place. Oh well, those came from here:

...selectsmart.com...

<guyPaulo> I'm confused. Yahoo has the following photo on a story about gay marriage, but I can't figure out the sexes of the people in the photo Any ideas?
...story.news.yahoo.com...

<Lauren> guy, the are both women. Take another look at J.T. Although she is wearing a suit and has a masculine haircut, her features are definitely feminine.

<Axolotl> Wow, thanks everybody! Today is the first day of the last year of my 20s...

<guyPaulo> WTF..?..No way Lauren....

<MLimburg> boojah dude .. the 30s rock :)

<t> fuck

<guyPaulo> hey ya'll

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post