[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/23/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You know sleeping with hot twins is like the zenith of sexy.

I just have to think about it and waaaanng I get hard.

But then I think...

isn't that like incest?
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 331 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:14Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:13Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:12Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:11Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:10Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:09Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:07Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:06Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:01Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:57Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:55Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:54Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:52Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:51Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:50Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:49Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:48Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:45Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:42Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:41Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:39Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:38Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:37Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:36Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:34Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:33Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:30Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:29Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:28Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:27Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:26Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:25Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:23Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:22Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:21Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:17Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:15Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:14Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:09Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:07Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:06Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:05Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:03Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:01Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:57Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:53Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:50Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:46Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:45Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:44Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:43Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:42Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:41Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:38Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:33Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:30Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:29Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:28Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:27Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:26Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:25Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:22Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:21Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:20Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:19Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:18Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:17Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:16Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:15Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:14Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:09Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:08Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:07Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:06Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:05Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:04Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:03Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:01Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:00Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:58Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:57Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:56Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:55Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:54Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:53Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:50Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:49Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:48Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:47Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:46Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:45Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:44Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:43Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:42Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:41Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:40Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:38Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:34Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:31Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:25Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:23Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:18Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:17Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:14Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:09Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:06Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:04Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:01Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:58Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:55Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:53Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:49Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:46Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:45Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:43Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:42Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:41Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:40Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:39Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:37Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:35Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:33Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:30Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:29Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:25Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:22Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:20Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:17Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:13Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:12Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:11Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:10Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:09Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:08Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:07Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:06Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:05Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:04Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:03Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:59Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:54Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:52Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:51Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:50Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:49Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:48Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:47Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:46Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:44Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:43Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:42Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:41Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:40Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:39Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:38Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:35Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:30Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:26Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:25Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:22Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:21Caption #977
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:18Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:17Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:14Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:12Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:11Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:10Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:09Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:08Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:07Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:06Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:05Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:02Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:58Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:55Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:51Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:50Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:49Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:47Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:44Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:38Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:37Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:34Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:33Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:32Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:30Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:29Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:27Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:24Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:21Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:20Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:19Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:18Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:17Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:16Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:14Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:10Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:08Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:03Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:02Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:58Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:57Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:55Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:54Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:53Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:52Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:51Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:50Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:47Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:46Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:45Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:44Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:43Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:42Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:40Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:39Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:38Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:37Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:36Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:34Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:32Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:30Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:29Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:28Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:23Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:21Caption #977
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:20Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:17Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:16Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:15Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:14Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:11Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:09Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:06Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:02Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:01Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:00Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:59Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:58Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:57Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:56Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:55Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:54Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:53Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:52Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:51Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:50Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:49Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:48Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:47Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:45Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:43Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:42Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:39Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:38Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:37Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:35Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:32Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:28Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:26Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:22Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:19Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:18Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:17Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:16Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:14Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:11Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:10Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:09Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:08Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:07Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:06Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:05Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:04Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:03Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:02Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:01Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:00Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:59Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:56Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:54Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:51Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:47Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:44Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:41Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:39Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:35Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:34Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:33Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:32Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:31Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:30Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:29Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:25Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:23Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:20Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:15Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:13Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:10Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:08Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:07Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:05Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:04Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:03Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:02Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:01Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:00Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:59Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:58Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:57Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:56Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:53Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:48Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:46Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:45Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:44Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:39Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:35Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:34Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:33Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:32Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:31Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:30Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:28Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:27Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:22Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:20Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:15Caption #81

Board [Post Message]

Happy Birthday Axolotl!

Talking about incest, I just got back from an orthodox jewish wedding -- wait a second those two things have nothing in common.

I abhor tradition, so the idea of going to an event that's dunked in three thousand years of history... well it's not exactly my slice of challah. I'll get straight to the point shall I? These are my ignorant gentile impressions.

Firstly it took so long to get going, we were there at 7pm, but it took them to 9pm to start the ceremony. We weren't sure if this was normal, there seemed to be a fair bit of confusion. We spent our time trying to pick out which women were hiding their hair beneath wigs for religious reasons, and wondering why some ladies' dresses were longer than others. As you might be able to tell I spent most of this time around the women folk, the men folk were in their own little room, a scary room, a room I was not willing to enter... a room of singing rabbis! I told you this was going to be ignorant.

Finally something happened, the men came out while dragging the groom tightly by the arms, his face was ashen, he did not at all look pleased about this. He was brought before his bride and the rabbi, she looked extremely pissed. There were sharp words, hand guestures, stares and many shakes of the head, before the groom tore himself away and walked out of the room.

I have no idea what happened, none of us gentiles did, it looked like the wedding was cancelled, but no one seemed too concerned, how odd. We found out that the bride did not like the conditions, which condition I don't know, I have no clue of the conditions at all. What we had witnessed seemed to be a standoff, a "that's my final offer take it or leave it!", maybe it was something else.

Five minutes later the groom came back in, less ashen this time, something had been resolved, candles were lit and the bride's veil was... veiled. We all rushed outside to the ceremony, it was 9pm already.

Haphazard is a good word for the ceremony if you compare it to the christian weddings I normally get dragged to. A tiny stage with at least twelve bearded men huddled all around the bride and groom, inviting other men on stage to see or to talk. It didn't make much sense to me. Women sat on the left, men on the right, just the first signs of the separation of the sexes to come. I will gloss over the ceremony, except for the part where they lost a rabbi -- pull him out of a hat, I shouted, no actually I didn't.

The meal was ok except for the fact that the salad had been sitting on the table since 6pm. The dancing was separated and very entertaining, males on the left, women on the right, divided by screens. High energy and plenty of displays of public affections, just not between opposite sexes. We were sat on an odd table, old orthodox jewish women bookended by their husbands. It became very apparent to me that while the males ruled all things spiritual, the women ruled everything else with a tight fist.

After we finally ate the main course at eleven thirty, we made our excuses and escaped during the second dance of same sex bonding.

Sorry for the lack of sense and punctuation, it's 1am and I am being hurried.


There are 19 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> You must read the first section of this! This kid made me laugh so hard I cried.

...www.phoenixnewtimes.com...

<jordie3> Man, I'm glad all my cousin's weddings have been either secular or Reconstructionist. We got to laugh during the ceremonies, and dance to Huey Lewis and the Eurythmics afterwards. Yay for relaxed Judaism!
<JulieK> I wonder why is it that same-sex bonding is inforced? Mort said "displays of pubilc affection" so that is more than a smile and a holding hands.
<guyPaulo> I guess organized, violent racism is funnier in Ireland than here in the states......
<3Suns> Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife. Or even appear to be capable of coveting thy neighbor's wife. Or anyone else's wife, or anyone who could be, at some future time, someone else's wife. Or else.
<David Byrden> guyPaulo, it's all about making them look stupid. Which he did brilliantly. I hope his friends kept straight faces throughout.
<Lauren> Mort, I hope you were 'being hurried' for purposes other than sleep...
<guyPaulo> DB, I do realize that the writer's intention is to make them look stupid (which he does do), but it's VERY dangerous to dismiss anything about these kinds of groups. I live in the south, which refined its own brand of hate, and these kinds of individuals are not to be underestimated.
<guyPaulo> The "south" as in the south-eastern portion of the US of A. Sorry, I didn't mean to be Ameri-centric there....
<guyPaulo> Shit, I almost forgot: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AXOLOTL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<ElvisThePelvis> Weird, this was exactly my order for candidates:

Kucinich, Rep. Dennis, OH - Democrat Sharpton, Reverend Al - Democrat
Kerry, Senator John, MA - Democrat
Edwards, Senator John, NC - Democrat
Bush, President George W. - Republican

To be fair the top match was 58% and the bottom was Bush with 13%.

<ElvisThePelvis> Oops, wrong place. Oh well, those came from here:

...selectsmart.com...

<guyPaulo> I'm confused. Yahoo has the following photo on a story about gay marriage, but I can't figure out the sexes of the people in the photo Any ideas?
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Lauren> guy, the are both women. Take another look at J.T. Although she is wearing a suit and has a masculine haircut, her features are definitely feminine.
<Axolotl> Wow, thanks everybody! Today is the first day of the last year of my 20s...
<guyPaulo> WTF..?..No way Lauren....
<MLimburg> boojah dude .. the 30s rock :)
<t> fuck
<guyPaulo> hey ya'll


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post