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Most Emailed Photos - 07/14/2004 by Agent Kumi
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Freed from guyP's clutches the women of M.O.N.K.Y. returned to their 'dayjobs' in short order. Lauren, superbiatch, and Luminaire modeled for Vogue -

Agent Elvis went back to being a pace runner for the bulls of Pampalona -

and Lil and I returned to undercover work.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Kumiho> Oops, it should read superwoman baitch.
<ElvisThePelvis> You would be suprised at the rewards my job offers.
<guyPaulo> You escaped from my clutches???

Luminaire is a girl???

<Kumiho> Well, I figured there was a good reason for you to return to it, Elvis.
<mypalmike> I'm laughing at guyP... Yeah, I always think the name Luminaire sounds male too.
<Luminaire> Heeheehee. I can verify with 100% certainty that I'm a girl.
<mypalmike> Are you an "internet girl" or a "real girl"?
<Luminaire> I am an actual real girl. Always have been. Promise. Ask me anything girly, about My Little Ponies or where to buy the best mascara or how many Kate Spade bags I own.
<superwoman biatch> Very good Agent Kumi! I support you in your massive attack on guyP. Oh yeah, and how did you know I was a model? (hah, hah...no really, that middle girl does kinda look like me)!!!
<David Byrden> A girl? We'll see about that.

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