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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/05/2005 by Fu Manchu
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First, saw the tail off a large fish.

Then, amputate the upper body of a fair damsel.

Superglue both parts together and you have a mermaid!

NEXT WEEK: How to make Sea Monkeys.



The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> I always wondered where my uncle's mermaid came from.
<Ashberg> Sea monkeys stole my wallet.

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