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"The Princess and her
handmaidens looked on in jealousy and awe."

"I don't know what impressed them more: the size of my member, or the fact that I was skull-fucking a cow."

-- excerpt from Confessions of a Frog Prince


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> Oki doke.
<ajiav> skull-fucking!
<guyPaulo> You are a MAN sir!

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