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Most Emailed Photos - 07/12/2004 by 3Suns
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People have tried everything to distract others from embarassing bloodshot eyes.

If you smoke pot, you know what we're talking about. And you know the brand of eye drops trusted by more stoners than any other.

If you have dry, red, itchy eyes, use ClearEyes.

Wow.

(Reuters)
(AFP)
(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> Straight from the mouth of Ben Stein.
<Fu Manchu> I'm sold!

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