[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/03/2004 by 3Suns
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I don't have the money to spend on $10,000 kitsch paperweights.

I don't have the looks to attract throngs of nubile, scantily-clad admirers.

But I do have this cool nipple jewelry! See just like Janet! See, look, just like...

Hey, come back!
(Reuters)
(Fashion Wire Daily)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 289 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:36Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:35Caption #-59
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:34Caption #-42
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:33Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:32Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:31Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:22Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:21Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:20Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:19Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:18Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:17Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:16Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:13Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:12Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:06Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:04Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:03Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:57Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:51Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:48Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:44Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:39Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:38Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:36Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:35Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:34Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:33Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:31Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:30Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:29Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:28Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:27Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:26Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:25Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:22Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:19Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:18Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:16Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:12Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:08Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:04Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:03Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:02Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:01Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:00Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:59Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:58Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:56Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:55Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:54Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:53Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:52Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:51Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:50Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:49Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:48Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:47Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:46Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:45Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:44Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:43Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:42Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:41Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:40Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:37Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:35Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:32Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:31Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:30Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:28Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:27Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:26Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:21Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:19Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:18Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:15Caption #-51
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:08Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:00Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:58Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:56Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:48Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:46Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:45Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:44Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:43Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:42Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:41Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:40Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:39Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:35Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:34Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:33Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:32Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:31Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:30Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:29Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:28Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:27Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:26Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:25Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:24Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:23Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:22Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:21Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:20Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:18Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:16Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:15Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:14Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:12Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:11Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:10Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:09Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:08Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:07Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:06Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:05Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:04Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:03Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:02Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:00Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:57Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:55Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:51Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:49Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:48Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:45Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:43Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:41Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:40Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:37Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:34Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:29Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:27Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:23Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:20Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:19Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:15Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:14Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:13Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:12Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:11Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:10Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:09Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:08Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:07Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:04Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:02Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:57Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:56Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:55Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:54Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:53Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:52Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:51Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:50Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:49Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:47Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:44Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:40Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:37Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:36Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:35Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:34Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:33Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:32Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:31Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:30Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:28Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:26Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:25Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:21Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:20Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:16Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:15Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:14Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:13Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:12Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:11Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:10Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:03Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:02Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:00Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:56Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:52Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:47Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:37Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:36Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:35Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:33Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:32Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:31Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:30Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:29Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:28Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:27Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:25Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:16Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:15Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:14Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:13Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:12Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:11Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:10Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:09Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:08Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:07Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:06Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:05Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:04Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:03Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:02Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:01Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:54Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:44Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:42Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:35Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:34Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:33Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:31Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:30Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:28Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:25Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:15Caption #971
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:12Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:10Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:09Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:08Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:07Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:06Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:05Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:04Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:56Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:55Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:54Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:53Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:52Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:51Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:50Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:49Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:48Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:47Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:46Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:45Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:44Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:43Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:42Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:41Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:39Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:37Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:36Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:26Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:25Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:24Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:23Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:22Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:21Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:20Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:15Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:11Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:09Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:00Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:58Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:51Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:48Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:43Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:27Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:26Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:25Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:23Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:20Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:19Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:18Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:17Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:16Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:15Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:14Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:13Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:12Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:11Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:10Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:09Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:59Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:58Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:57Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:56Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:54Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:40Caption #312

Board [Post Message]

This week's celebrity nipple ring is:

3Suns



The itchy Prince Alberts are: Carol, Lauren and Pedro Gonzales.


There are 64 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Lauren! How was Florida and the folks?
<Lauren> A good time was had by all. My parents were on their absolute best behavior. I have finally figured out that bringing a stranger to meet them pretty much assures that they will be fairly nice to me for the entire visit.
<guyPaulo> I used to live in beautiful Panama City Florida. I'd like to move back at some point. Did your "S.O." happen to perish in a horrible dolphin attack while snorkling? I'm just asking....its not as if I had a secret plan or anything.....
<3Suns> Spanish omelette? Slender ombudsman? Slave otters? Statutory offense? Strange odor? Spooky ostuary? Spectacular oversight?

What is this "S.O." of which you speak?

<Lauren> Significant Other
<guyPaulo> (Sigh) I guess I'll recover from this tragedy. Best wishes for you and your snuggle-monkie, Lauren!
<Mort> Such a shame! I was expecting to be invited to the first Monkie wedding in mere months.
<3Suns> It's too quiet around here, especially for a Wednesday. What gives?
<JulieK> There is never a quiet day at Most Emailed because mort is always singing a jaunty tune. You can only hear him if you have pet a unicorn.
<mypalmike> I've hear guyPaulo is known for "petting the unicorn"...
<apple juice is a verb> platinum-diamond hello, kitty looks like that robot in logan's run that tried to freeze michael york and jenny agutter.
<Lauren> Mort, how do you know my S.O. isn't guy?
<Mort> I ain't even sure that your S.O. is a guy.
<Lauren> Hey, Mort.... *I* could be a guy, for all you know.
<Mort> A guy for guy.
<guyPaulo> Love doesn't have a gender, Mort! Lauren and I are running off to Massachusetts to get hitched. I'll be wearing white.
<3Suns> Congrats Guy and "Lauren". Stop by while you're in the neighborhood.
<Lauren> We'll be staying at my sister's farm in Millis. Are you near there, 3Suns?
<3Suns> Millis? No kidding, I'm from Medway, the next town over. Our HS football team beat yours this Thanksgiving for the first time in recent memory.
<Lauren> My sister just moved there from Milton. She bought a horse farm.
<Mort> My uncle lives in Melrose. What is it with MA and M-word cities?
<Lauren> My sister lived in Medford before she moved to Milton.
<3Suns> My female friend lived with her parents in Methuen when she wasn't visiting her sister in Mansfield.
<yoyology> I've never been to Massachusetts in my life.
I've also barely been to mostemailed today. I'm not boycotting or anything. I just haven't had the time. Let's see if I can come up with something for these three....
<3Suns> And I used to drive through Milford to get to work in Marlborough
<ajiav> Missouri.
<ajiav> now I have referred to an M-place, too.
<ajiav> but not one in MA.
<guyPaulo> Yoyo's boycotting MEP today in protest of the Chinese persecution of Tibet.
<Lauren> Geography is not your strong suit is it ajiav? The M places have to be in Massachusetts to count in this game.
<3Suns> There are more S-towns and W-towns though... ...www.state.ma.us...
<Lauren> I thought yoyo was protesting the apparent democratic choice of a candidate for the presidency....
<ajiav> check my 3rd comment, lauren. paying attention isn't your strong suit, is it? boo-ya.
<ajiav> (this is a friendly jab, by the way)
<guyPaulo> Screw the other Dems, I'm voting for Sharpton this year.
<yoyology> I've lived in Missouri and Minnesota. Right now, I pretty much live on mostemailed and memepool.
<ajiav> Dems will unite and vote for whoever isn't bush.
<3Suns> Cthulu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?
<Lauren> mine was friendly, too, ajiav. But I guessed I applejuiced it in the delivery. Sorry.
<guyPaulo> Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.
<ajiav> i'm sitting here listening to malcolm x in my speakers, so my attitude is getting riled...sorry
<guyPaulo> "Malcolm X in your speakers?" Well you'd better let him out! AHAHAH! Because he's dead and all......ok sorry....
<yoyology> guy has Prince Albert in his can.
<guyPaulo> God, I'm in a ridiculous mood.
<yoyology> Having a prince in your can will do that to you.

Or so I hear.
<Lauren> teeheehee
<Mort> I will invite you all to come live with me in Mostemailedopia, which is also in MA.
<Lauren> mort, can I bring my dog?
<David Byrden> I refuse to participate on the grounds that I cannot think of anything.
<Lauren> David, we missed you today
<Mort> Of course, everyone can bring their dogs.
<Lauren> Wow, it's 7:50 p.m. and there are 25 Mr. Nonames here. Where did you all come from?
<guyPaulo> Can I bring my pet tarantula?
<Lauren> Only if it dances...
<guyPaulo> Looks like the captioning has stopped. We're all waiting in anticipation of Mort's announcement of the winner....
<Lauren> Great going, 3Suns. I really liked your captions today.

And congrats on the HM, Carol and both Pedros.

<Carol> Hey, cool! I would like to congratulate all the regular caption monkies who are so funny on a consistent basis. And in particular Lauren, since she neglected to congratulate herself.
<Carol> I don't know about "being" a Prince Albert, though; that would be kind of a bad pain, I would think, for someone thus equipped.
<Mort> Carol you totally deserved being HM'd today.
<3Suns> Thanks all. Great caption day across the board.

Oh, and I think I've discovered the secret to winning guest wednesday. We'll see next week. **ominous laugh**

<Lauren> I didn't think Mort had any secrets...
<Margret> Great captions today!
<mypalmike> Hey, I grew up in MA. Lived in Mamherst, Morthampton, Moston, Momerville, and Mingham.
<Mort> I lived in Mallston and the Mack bay.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post