[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/03/2004 by 3Suns
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I don't have the money to spend on $10,000 kitsch paperweights.

I don't have the looks to attract throngs of nubile, scantily-clad admirers.

But I do have this cool nipple jewelry! See just like Janet! See, look, just like...

Hey, come back!
(Reuters)
(Fashion Wire Daily)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 262 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:22:00Caption #-68
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:59Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:58Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:57Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:55Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:54Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:53Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:52Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:50Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:48Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:47Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:46Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:45Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:44Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:43Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:42Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:41Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:40Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:39Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:38Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:37Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:36Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:35Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:34Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:33Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:32Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:31Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:29Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:25Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:24Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:23Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:20Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:19Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:18Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:17Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:16Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:15Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:14Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:13Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:12Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:11Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:10Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:09Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:08Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:07Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:06Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:05Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:04Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:03Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:02Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:01Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker06:21:00Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:59Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:58Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:55Caption #-75
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:54Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:52Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:51Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:49Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:48Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:47Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:46Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:45Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:44Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:43Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:42Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:41Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:40Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:39Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:38Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:37Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:36Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:35Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:33Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:31Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:30Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:29Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:28Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:27Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:26Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:25Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:24Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:23Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:22Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:21Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:20Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:19Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:18Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:16Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:15Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:14Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:10Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:09Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:07Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:04Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:03Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:02Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:01Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker06:20:00Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:59Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:58Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:57Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:56Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:55Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:54Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:53Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:52Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:51Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:50Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:49Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:48Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:47Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:46Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:45Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:42Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:40Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:39Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:38Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:36Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:35Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:34Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:33Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:30Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:29Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:28Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:27Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:26Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:25Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:24Caption #972
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:23Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:22Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:21Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:20Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:19Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:18Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:17Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:15Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:14Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:13Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:12Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:11Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:08Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:07Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:06Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:04Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:03Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:02Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:01Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker06:19:00Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:59Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:58Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:57Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:56Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:55Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:54Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:53Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:52Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:51Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:50Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:49Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:48Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:46Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:44Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:42Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:40Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:39Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:38Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:37Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:36Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:35Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:34Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:33Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:32Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:31Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:30Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:29Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:28Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:27Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:26Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:25Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:24Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:23Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:22Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:21Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:20Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:19Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:18Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:17Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:16Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:15Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:14Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:13Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:12Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:11Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:10Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:09Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:08Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:07Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:06Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:05Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:04Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:03Caption #-45
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:02Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:01Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker06:18:00Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:59Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:58Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:57Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:56Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:55Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:54Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:53Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:52Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:51Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:50Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:49Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:48Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:47Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:46Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:45Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:44Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:43Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:42Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:41Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:40Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:39Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:38Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:37Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:36Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:35Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:34Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:33Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:32Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:31Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:30Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:29Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:28Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:27Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:26Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:25Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:24Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:23Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:22Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:21Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:20Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:19Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:18Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:17Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:16Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:15Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:14Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:13Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:12Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:11Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:10Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:09Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:08Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:07Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:06Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker06:17:05Caption #165

Board [Post Message]

This week's celebrity nipple ring is:

3Suns



The itchy Prince Alberts are: Carol, Lauren and Pedro Gonzales.


There are 64 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Lauren! How was Florida and the folks?
<Lauren> A good time was had by all. My parents were on their absolute best behavior. I have finally figured out that bringing a stranger to meet them pretty much assures that they will be fairly nice to me for the entire visit.
<guyPaulo> I used to live in beautiful Panama City Florida. I'd like to move back at some point. Did your "S.O." happen to perish in a horrible dolphin attack while snorkling? I'm just asking....its not as if I had a secret plan or anything.....
<3Suns> Spanish omelette? Slender ombudsman? Slave otters? Statutory offense? Strange odor? Spooky ostuary? Spectacular oversight?

What is this "S.O." of which you speak?

<Lauren> Significant Other
<guyPaulo> (Sigh) I guess I'll recover from this tragedy. Best wishes for you and your snuggle-monkie, Lauren!
<Mort> Such a shame! I was expecting to be invited to the first Monkie wedding in mere months.
<3Suns> It's too quiet around here, especially for a Wednesday. What gives?
<JulieK> There is never a quiet day at Most Emailed because mort is always singing a jaunty tune. You can only hear him if you have pet a unicorn.
<mypalmike> I've hear guyPaulo is known for "petting the unicorn"...
<apple juice is a verb> platinum-diamond hello, kitty looks like that robot in logan's run that tried to freeze michael york and jenny agutter.
<Lauren> Mort, how do you know my S.O. isn't guy?
<Mort> I ain't even sure that your S.O. is a guy.
<Lauren> Hey, Mort.... *I* could be a guy, for all you know.
<Mort> A guy for guy.
<guyPaulo> Love doesn't have a gender, Mort! Lauren and I are running off to Massachusetts to get hitched. I'll be wearing white.
<3Suns> Congrats Guy and "Lauren". Stop by while you're in the neighborhood.
<Lauren> We'll be staying at my sister's farm in Millis. Are you near there, 3Suns?
<3Suns> Millis? No kidding, I'm from Medway, the next town over. Our HS football team beat yours this Thanksgiving for the first time in recent memory.
<Lauren> My sister just moved there from Milton. She bought a horse farm.
<Mort> My uncle lives in Melrose. What is it with MA and M-word cities?
<Lauren> My sister lived in Medford before she moved to Milton.
<3Suns> My female friend lived with her parents in Methuen when she wasn't visiting her sister in Mansfield.
<yoyology> I've never been to Massachusetts in my life.
I've also barely been to mostemailed today. I'm not boycotting or anything. I just haven't had the time. Let's see if I can come up with something for these three....
<3Suns> And I used to drive through Milford to get to work in Marlborough
<ajiav> Missouri.
<ajiav> now I have referred to an M-place, too.
<ajiav> but not one in MA.
<guyPaulo> Yoyo's boycotting MEP today in protest of the Chinese persecution of Tibet.
<Lauren> Geography is not your strong suit is it ajiav? The M places have to be in Massachusetts to count in this game.
<3Suns> There are more S-towns and W-towns though... ...www.state.ma.us...
<Lauren> I thought yoyo was protesting the apparent democratic choice of a candidate for the presidency....
<ajiav> check my 3rd comment, lauren. paying attention isn't your strong suit, is it? boo-ya.
<ajiav> (this is a friendly jab, by the way)
<guyPaulo> Screw the other Dems, I'm voting for Sharpton this year.
<yoyology> I've lived in Missouri and Minnesota. Right now, I pretty much live on mostemailed and memepool.
<ajiav> Dems will unite and vote for whoever isn't bush.
<3Suns> Cthulu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?
<Lauren> mine was friendly, too, ajiav. But I guessed I applejuiced it in the delivery. Sorry.
<guyPaulo> Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.
<ajiav> i'm sitting here listening to malcolm x in my speakers, so my attitude is getting riled...sorry
<guyPaulo> "Malcolm X in your speakers?" Well you'd better let him out! AHAHAH! Because he's dead and all......ok sorry....
<yoyology> guy has Prince Albert in his can.
<guyPaulo> God, I'm in a ridiculous mood.
<yoyology> Having a prince in your can will do that to you.

Or so I hear.
<Lauren> teeheehee
<Mort> I will invite you all to come live with me in Mostemailedopia, which is also in MA.
<Lauren> mort, can I bring my dog?
<David Byrden> I refuse to participate on the grounds that I cannot think of anything.
<Lauren> David, we missed you today
<Mort> Of course, everyone can bring their dogs.
<Lauren> Wow, it's 7:50 p.m. and there are 25 Mr. Nonames here. Where did you all come from?
<guyPaulo> Can I bring my pet tarantula?
<Lauren> Only if it dances...
<guyPaulo> Looks like the captioning has stopped. We're all waiting in anticipation of Mort's announcement of the winner....
<Lauren> Great going, 3Suns. I really liked your captions today.

And congrats on the HM, Carol and both Pedros.

<Carol> Hey, cool! I would like to congratulate all the regular caption monkies who are so funny on a consistent basis. And in particular Lauren, since she neglected to congratulate herself.
<Carol> I don't know about "being" a Prince Albert, though; that would be kind of a bad pain, I would think, for someone thus equipped.
<Mort> Carol you totally deserved being HM'd today.
<3Suns> Thanks all. Great caption day across the board.

Oh, and I think I've discovered the secret to winning guest wednesday. We'll see next week. **ominous laugh**

<Lauren> I didn't think Mort had any secrets...
<Margret> Great captions today!
<mypalmike> Hey, I grew up in MA. Lived in Mamherst, Morthampton, Moston, Momerville, and Mingham.
<Mort> I lived in Mallston and the Mack bay.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post