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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/03/2004 by Lauren
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In another chapter of Where Are They Now?, we present the strange story of the stars of Alvin and the Chipmunks. Extremely popular in the 1960's, the group fired their manager in 1976, alleging financial fraud and sexual abuse.

After years of sagging popularity and unsatisfying personal relationships, the Chipmunks underwent species-gender transforming surgery (Pictured from left: Simon, Theodore and Alvin).

Forever after labelled a homo-bestio-pedophile, a drunken Dave emphatically asserts his continued masculinity. To date, he has never addressed the charges relating to species or age.
(Fashion Wire Daily)


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> Yeah, I know it's long, but some things just cannot be said succinctly. Other things just shouldn't be said at all.
<guyPaulo> Heehee, good one. Don't worry Lauren, I like the long captions better anywhay.
<3Suns> Not bad. A bit of a stretch, but still funny.
<Pedro Gonzales> Nice idea; Can we all start talking in helium-inhalation voices?!
<mypalmike> Great!
<ajiav> I like it.
<Carol> Extra points for managing to include such an impressive number of, uh, proclivities! Although I haven't read through all these yet, maybe someone has already topped it.

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