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Most Emailed Photos - 06/15/2003 by Mort
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Seeing pictures of George Bush fall off a two wheeled Segwey brought back repressed childhood memories of my evil step dad.

When I was 5 he punished me by taping me to the wheel of his truck as he drove through a drive-through zoo.
Luckily a monkey felt pity for me as we went by, he removed the tape and I fell off.

I was then raised to adult by a loving family of cheaters.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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These are the captions I dreamt about, the ones I was not sure I actually thought up yesterday in zombie like state. They suddenly came back to me as I was napping on the couch, I guess the moral of this story is don't do your thinking on the edge of sleep.

The story isn't actually that funny, it's just absurd. I am a big fan of the absurd. Absurd as it might be it is a true story, well it is if you substitute evil step father with great dad. Also we didn't go to a safari zoo we went to the tiny island zoo that consisted of 2 goats, 3 terrapins, 1 dog with three legs and a monkey with one eye. I took pity on the monkey and I wanted to take it home with me to be raised to adult by a loving family of humans.

See it is all true.

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