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Most Emailed Photos - 06/16/2003 by Mort
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Oh my white trash man I love you so,
In robust bare chest or wife beater

As we sit hand in hand astride gun rack,
in your raised monster truck two seater

As I feel your red neck I think,
your love for Bush couldn't be sweeter.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Further examples of my bad, bad poetry.

I seem to remember writing a poem a long time ago that included the line "lipid pool of loveliness". It is a good thing I decided to forgo a career in poetry creation early on.

I asked #wigu for suggestions about the last line of the poem, which was giving me some problems. Trying to fit a George Bush love reference into one line was only solved by Spam spamming me with a long list of things that rhymed with beater.


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