I went to Disneyland today saw things of magic and wonder, I also saw capitalism at it's finest, this strip is in honour of that level of commercialism. Disneyland also delayed this by one day.
The alternative caption:
Wow I thought I had come up with a really great alternative last night when I was going to sleep. I remember it being really funny and being pleased about having a good alternative today. Now I can't remember anything about it, I guess I only dreamt I had a good alternative.