[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/13/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

They said no mortal man could defeat the new mechanical wonder.

They said not even an elephant's might could make it fall down.
But they did not know the true strength of the Conquerer of Iraq, the Leader of the Right.

The glorious President of America pushed over the Segway like it was a mere toy.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32


Current Users

There have been 44 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:36Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:10Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:55Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:54Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:15Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:08Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:04Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:57Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:56Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:42Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:25Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:22Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:52Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:47Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:33Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:27Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:13Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:50Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:40Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:37Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:28Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:20Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:59Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:50Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:49Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:42Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:40Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:35Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:57Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:31Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:55Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:37Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:19Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:07Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:01Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:29Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:19Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:12Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:43Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:24Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:21Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:06Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:50Caption #396

Board [Post Message]

It feels so much better to do satire rather than depend on the good old sexual standards. Making fun of George Bush is like arguing with someone on AOL, so enjoyable and yet so easy.

The little elephant was in the top 3 photos at 2am this morning which is when I came up with the idea. It suddenly disappeared off the list when it came time to put this up, so I had to hunt for it. I also needed the elephant because it is the symbol of the republican party, which subtly linked it all together.

I realize that this blog is totally uninteresting to anyone else, but it's not for you.

There are 0 messages for this day.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post