[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/12/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Today my house was invaded by millions of fashion savvy frogs. They were filming the new TLC TV show "Fashion on the hop".

The tiny frogs surrounded Ms. Patches in a blur of vogue frog motion, before revealing the stunning transformation.

Then they turned on me, their Prada designed lightning fast tongues making short work of my paisley tie and plaid shirt.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32

Current Users

There have been 52 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:20Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:01Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:57Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:28Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:59Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:35Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:21Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:10Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:05Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:01Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:56Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:53Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:51Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:46Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:44Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:40Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:22Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:59Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:48Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:40Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:34Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:08Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:52Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:47Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:46Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:33Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:29Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:12Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:08Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:05Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:53Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:24Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:33Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:21Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:19Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:07Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:01Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:56Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:47Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:42Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:38Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:22Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:17Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:09Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:15Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:08Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:03Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:02Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:52Caption #531

Board [Post Message]

Frogs, dogs and tongues... What more can you say, I thought the images before were bad. If the tongue stays one more day then I might have to stop, there is so little you can do with that image.

Thanks to Dreamserpent, Kittynose and definitely Marsfire for helping me find a frog fashion makeover TV show name. Marsfire came up with the "Fashion on the hop" one, which I thought was so TLC. They don't actually know what it was for, they must think I am working on some weird tv pilot.

This is what I asked them:
<Mort> if there was a fashion makeover tv show and the fashion experts were frogs what would be a clever name to call it?

Not many people would take the time to answer such a silly and surreal question like that.

Adelphia really sucks, I can't put this up right now because ftp access is down.

I am switching!

There are 0 messages for this day.

Post message:

Click the monkey to post