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In Philadelphia today, several new charges of sexual abuse were filed against the Catholic archdiocese.

Although suggestions on how to deal with the offenders abound ...


... no one has offered advice on penalizing the accused nun.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Kumiho> Nice use of the middle photo.
<guyPaulo> Not to be sleazy, but it's kind of hard for a nun/woman to molest a young man. We usually go along with the molestation, and later brag about it to our friends.
<Lauren> Well, six of the suits filed in Philadelphia yesterday were charges against a nun.

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