Mort is vacationing at the finest resort in Italy. Each morning, he gets up and has a cold swim, enjoys a Pilates session, and eats a breakfast of penguin flippers.
At lunchtime, he dines on a light meal of fruit and kittens.
Come dinnertime, Mort feasts on the cooked flesh of sacrificial European virgins.
Let's hope Mort enjoys the rest of his stay at "Spa Mangiatore Dell'uomo".
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.