Alright, its Internet porn time! Let's fire up google and see what I can find!
Google Search: "Naked Russian Cheerleaders"
Shit. This isn't what I wanted...
Let's try something a little less specific....
Google Search: "pussies and melons"
What the f*ck?!? Is there NO porn to be found today? I give up!
Screw it. I guess I'll just finish the research for my term paper.
Google Search: "Ancient Tombs"
.....god I hate the internet...
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