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Most Emailed Photos - 05/06/2004 by Lauren
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As they took it away, for some reason, my red car didn't seem as sad as I was. Indeed, it was the end for the car but it was a new beginning for me.

Insurance adjusters, car dealers, bank loan officers, ugh. Finally, after weeks of negotiation, I was able to purchase a new BMW. Happy again, I drove downtown to meet some friends for lunch.

And learned never to give my car keys to a valet with the name 'Andretti.'


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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