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Most Emailed Photos - 02/23/2004 by guyPaulo
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We should all take a break from the heated politics of the day to hug one another, and realize that we're all the same.

Yes, inside every one of us is a little megalomanic tyrant waiting to burst forth in a show of profound ignorance and arrogance, foisting our own narrow world-views on all the little people in our way.

Of course, a few of us are nothing but noble savages on the inside, longing for the days before capitalism and kings, wanting nothing more than an enemy to skewer and a warm female to boink.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> That's me all over...the last one that is...I'm not so noble though.

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