[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/23/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

We should all take a break from the heated politics of the day to hug one another, and realize that we're all the same.

Yes, inside every one of us is a little megalomanic tyrant waiting to burst forth in a show of profound ignorance and arrogance, foisting our own narrow world-views on all the little people in our way.

Of course, a few of us are nothing but noble savages on the inside, longing for the days before capitalism and kings, wanting nothing more than an enemy to skewer and a warm female to boink.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32


Current Users

There have been 281 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:29Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:26Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:25Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:23Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:22Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:14Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:12Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:07Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:06Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:05Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:03Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker02:30:02Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:59Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:58Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:57Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:55Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:54Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:53Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:51Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:47Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:44Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:41Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:39Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:36Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:33Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:30Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:29Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:24Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:22Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:21Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:20Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:18Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:14Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:13Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:12Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:10Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:08Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:03Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:59Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:56Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:54Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:52Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:50Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:45Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:44Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:41Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:40Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:39Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:38Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:33Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:32Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:30Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:28Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:26Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:20Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:18Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:17Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:16Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:14Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:10Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:07Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:02Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:00Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:59Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:58Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:54Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:53Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:50Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:49Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:48Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:45Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:44Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:42Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:40Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:36Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:33Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:31Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:30Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:28Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:27Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:25Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:24Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:21Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:19Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:16Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:15Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:14Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:11Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:10Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:08Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:06Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:04Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:03Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:02Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:01Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:59Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:58Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:55Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:54Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:52Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:51Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:50Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:48Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:47Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:45Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:44Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:41Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:40Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:37Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:34Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:30Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:29Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:28Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:23Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:22Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:17Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:16Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:15Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:12Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:09Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:06Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:03Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:02Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:01Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:00Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:59Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:58Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:56Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:50Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:43Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:42Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:40Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:37Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:36Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:31Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:30Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:29Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:28Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:25Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:24Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:23Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:19Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:16Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:15Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:13Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:10Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:07Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:06Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:02Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:01Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker02:25:00Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:59Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:58Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:56Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:53Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:52Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:50Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:49Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:48Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:47Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:46Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:43Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:42Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:33Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:32Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:30Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:29Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:27Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:26Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:22Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:21Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:20Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:17Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:15Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:14Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:13Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:09Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:07Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:02Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker02:24:00Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:58Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:57Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:54Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:53Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:51Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:47Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:46Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:45Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:44Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:43Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:42Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:40Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:38Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:36Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:34Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:32Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:31Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:28Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:27Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:25Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:23Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:21Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:20Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:15Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:14Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:13Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:11Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:09Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:04Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:01Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker02:23:00Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:59Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:56Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:55Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:49Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:47Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:45Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:44Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:43Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:42Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:40Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:34Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:32Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:31Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:29Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:28Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:23Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:21Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:20Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:19Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:18Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:16Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:14Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:10Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:07Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:06Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:05Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:04Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:03Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker02:22:00Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:53Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:49Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:47Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:46Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:43Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:39Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:38Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:37Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:35Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:34Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:32Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:29Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:25Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:21Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:20Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:19Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:18Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:17Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:10Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:07Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:06Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:05Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:04Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:01Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker02:21:00Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:59Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:56Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:55Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:54Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:52Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:51Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:50Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:48Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:46Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:45Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:44Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:41Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:35Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:32Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker02:20:30Caption #726

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 2 comments for this caption.

<apple juice is a verb> 
<ElvisThePelvis> That's me all over...the last one that is...I'm not so noble though.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post