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Most Emailed Photos - 02/12/2004 by Roger Mexico
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Finally we get a photo of what "Ike" is in that guy's "palm."

And of course we're all thrilled to get a glimpse of Lauren, though it's heart-breaking to find she's already hooked up!

But our Valentine's Day is really fulfilled now that Mort is allowing full-tilt animal porn instead of just cute lil furries.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> OMG, this is great, even if it is at mike's and my expense. You were really on a roll this morning, Roger.
<guyPaulo> No wonder Lauren didn't put up a real close picture on orkut.com
<Lauren> Have you figured out which one is me, guy? I'll give you a clue.... I am not wearing a hat.
<Lauren> Another clue: I am shorter than the rest.
<guyPaulo> Third from the left!
<mypalmike> I told you, my name is Mike! My palm is named Tina!

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