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Most Emailed Photos - 02/12/2004 by Roger Mexico
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I said "You delight me!," not "Let your thing bite me!"

We asked the judge to "Tie the knot," not pronounce "Dykes are hot!"

Even flamingos in heat say "Watch where that thing goes, my sweet!"


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<apple juice is a verb> sometimes i am surprised when there are no comments, 'cause i like this one, myself.

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