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Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004 by Mort
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Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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