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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/02/2003 by mypalmike
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I've had a lot of odd jobs over the years. Once, I worked on an assembly line, carving wax Halloween sculptures.

Later, I worked as a trainer for animal actors, specializing in celebrity look-alikes. My favorite was this dog that looked like Scooby Doo. Or was it Snoop Doggy Dogg?

These days, I work at a movie studio as a "Key Grip". Which means I remove lint from the belly buttons of big Hollywood stars.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 4 comments for this caption.

<Pedro Gonzales> I like the belly button fluff line
<Axolotl> I always wondered what the key grip does!
<ElvisThePelvis> Removing belly button lint is really key.
<yoyology> But it can be really hard to get a grip on.

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