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Most Emailed Photos - 07/14/2004 by CItyPoet
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Constellations for the new Millenium: "Presleyia" - natives are beautiful but bitchy

"Taurus the Gored": natives to this sign have no guts

"Kermit" - natives to this sign love pigs, are genial hosts with little talent of their own.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> So now there are only 3? That sure simplifies things.
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