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Most Emailed Photos - 07/14/2004 by CityPoet
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The Hero's journey: First, I had to resist the siren call of the three Presley's. By wearing earplugs I resisted their seductive whispers.

Then the guardian bull tried to gore me but after a difficult struggle I wrestled free

The encounter with Kermit, god of slime, pushed me to a new self-realization. Now I am transformed and ready to serve humanity!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> Tried to gore you? Looks like he succeeded!
<ajiav> 
<guyPaulo> No see, he blocked the bull's horn with his crotch.
<Kumiho> 
<mypalmike> If I were on the receiving end of that, I'd consider myself gored.

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