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"A now-armless George Lucas has just barely escaped with his life from a bizzare ordeal:

Kidnapped by a digruntled platoon of Star Trek fans, Lucas was forced to watch The Empire Strikes Back repeatedly, with a portion of his arm cut off at the Luke/Vader confrontation scene."

"The ringleaders, a nondescript male and female caucasian pair, hoped to force Lucas to 'realize what complete crap Episodes I and II were' before he wrapped up production on Episode III.

The two escaped in a replica Mach V from Speedracer. Authorities have asked Racer X for help in their investigation."

(Reuters)
(AP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<obtuse> Is this the dreaded crash and burn ending to a surprisingly good week for me? Or the pinnacle excellence by dredging my mind for obscure childhood references?

YOU DECIDE!

<Jmofwiw> Somebody needs to get through to George somehow. George! George! You've lost it! You've got just one more chance to redeem yourself! Don't blow it!
<Jmofwiw> Somebody needs to get through to George somehow. George! George! You've lost it! You've got just one more chance to redeem yourself! Don't blow it!
<apple juice is a verb> I didn't see episodes I and II until a month or two ago...

I had always heard everybody say they were bad, but I thought they were no worse than the first ones. The new ones aren't as bad as people say, but the old ones aren't as great as people say, either. I never hear anyone say that. Now that I got it out, I can get back to work.

<guyPaulo> Yeahhh.....
AJIAV better watch out for car-bombs and assassination attempts after making such a sacreligious statement.
<ajiav> I know it's an unpopular opinion...christians react similarly when you suggest that it is mythological embellishment to believe jesus the 'son of God.'
<Mort> To be honest: Jedi is a decent but not great film, Star wars is full of holes and some really bad acting.

Empire Strikes Back on the other hand is a film full of dark atmosphere, where nothing actually happens, and is a great film.

<Kumiho> Bwahahaha! Go Racer X!

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