[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/22/2004 by Jellyloo
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It is always best not to piss off the Boss Lady. Heart of steel, mouth of gold.

If you are lucky, her men lead you out back, maybe fit your for some concrete sneakers.

The unlucky get a 'little drive' in the country, real nice like.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Crowley> Where would you be going on this little drive in the country? Would it end up as a picnic? Would there be cake, or would there be death?
<ajiav> 
<Dof> Good continuity. Witty.

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