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Most Emailed Photos - 07/20/2006 by Big Daddy
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In primitive cultures a sizeable dowry is demanded before a man can get married. This proves he can care for his wife and children.

On the night before the wedding the bride ceremonially prepares herself for her husband. Here we see the ceremony of the replacing of the hymen.

Then we all anxiuosly hold our breath and start counting up to nine (months).
(AP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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