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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/13/2004

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My family vacation was going great until we were forced to land our plane in the middle of the desert because Ol' Grandad dropped a "#2" in his undies and filled the cabin with dangerous fumes.

In his defense, he lost partial control of his bowels after a tragic cow-milking accident back in his cross-dressing days. Not only do male cows NOT produce milk, but they get REALLY mad if you squeeze too hard whilst attempting the milking.

Also, his diet of nothing but raw New Zealand green kakapo might have something to do with his problems as well.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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