[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/15/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

I thought leering at a blind girl would be safe, but she caught me and punished me with her sight stick.

Maybe she could feel my eyes goggling her rear,

or perhaps it was my nervous flatulence.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:24Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:32Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:59Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:47Scrawled on the board


Current Users

There have been 401 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:24Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:23Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:22Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:21Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:20Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:19Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:18Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:17Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:16Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:14Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:13Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:12Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:11Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:10Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:09Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:08Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:07Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:06Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:05Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:04Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:03Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:02Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:01Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:00Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:59Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:58Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:57Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:56Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:54Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:53Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:52Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:51Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:50Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:49Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:48Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:47Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:46Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:45Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:44Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:43Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:42Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:41Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:40Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:39Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:38Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:37Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:36Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:35Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:34Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:33Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:32Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:31Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:30Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:29Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:28Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:27Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:26Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:25Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:24Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:23Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:22Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:21Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:20Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:19Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:18Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:17Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:16Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:15Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:14Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:12Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:11Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:10Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:08Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:07Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:06Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:05Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:04Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:03Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:02Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:00Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:59Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:58Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:57Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:56Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:55Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:53Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:52Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:51Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:49Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:48Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:46Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:44Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:42Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:40Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:38Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:37Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:36Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:34Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:33Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:32Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:31Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:30Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:27Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:26Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:25Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:23Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:21Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:20Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:17Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:16Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:14Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:13Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:11Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:10Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:08Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:06Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:05Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:04Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:03Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:02Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:01Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:00Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:59Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:58Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:57Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:56Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:55Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:54Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:53Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:52Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:51Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:50Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:48Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:45Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:44Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:43Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:42Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:41Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:40Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:39Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:38Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:37Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:35Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:31Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:28Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:27Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:26Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:23Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:21Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:18Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:17Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:14Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:12Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:10Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:08Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:07Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:06Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:05Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:04Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:01Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:00Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:59Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:58Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:55Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:53Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:51Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:50Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:49Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:47Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:46Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:44Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:43Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:41Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:40Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:39Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:36Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:35Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:34Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:33Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:31Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:30Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:29Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:28Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:27Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:26Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:25Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:23Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:22Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:21Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:19Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:18Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:16Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:14Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:12Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:11Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:09Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:07Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:03Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:02Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:58Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:56Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:53Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:49Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:48Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:47Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:46Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:43Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:41Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:39Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:36Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:34Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:33Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:32Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:31Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:30Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:29Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:28Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:27Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:26Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:24Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:22Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:20Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:19Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:18Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:17Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:15Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:14Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:11Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:09Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:07Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:06Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:04Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:03Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:01Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:59Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:56Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:55Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:52Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:51Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:50Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:47Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:46Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:44Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:40Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:39Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:38Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:35Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:33Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:32Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:27Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:26Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:25Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:24Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:23Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:22Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:15Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:14Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:13Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:11Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:10Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:09Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:08Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:06Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:05Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:03Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:02Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:01Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:59Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:56Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:51Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:47Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:46Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:45Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:44Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:43Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:42Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:40Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:39Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:37Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:35Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:33Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:31Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:28Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:27Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:25Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:24Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:23Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:21Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:19Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:18Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:15Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:13Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:10Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:09Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:08Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:07Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:06Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:05Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:04Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:03Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:02Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:01Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:59Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:58Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:56Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:55Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:54Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:53Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:52Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:50Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:48Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:47Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:46Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:45Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:43Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:42Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:41Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:39Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:37Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:35Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:33Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:31Caption #980
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:30Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:28Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:24Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:23Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:21Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:20Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:19Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:18Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:15Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:12Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:11Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:08Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:07Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:06Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:04Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:03Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:02Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:00Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:59Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:56Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:55Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:51Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:50Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:49Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:48Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:46Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:45Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:44Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:42Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:41Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:39Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:38Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:36Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:35Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:34Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:31Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:30Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:29Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:27Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:25Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:23Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:20Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:19Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:18Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:14Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:13Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:12Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:07Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:05Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:03Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:59Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:58Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:56Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:53Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:51Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:49Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:48Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:47Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:45Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:43Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:41Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:40Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:39Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:38Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:37Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:36Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:35Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:34Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:33Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:32Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:31Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:30Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:29Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:27Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:24Caption #19

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post