[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/06/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

Chaz was a troubled man, a weak man, a recovering pedophile. Attending his niece's 13th birthday party was a huge mistake.

He hired a "massage therapist" to come over and "massage his bulldog". But she was too old and she only made it turn blue...

That night, he sat in the front row of the Mary-Kate and Ashley Variety Hour. Fondling himself discreetly, the inevitable happened. He completely lost all control...and realized that he needed to cut back on the spinach in his diet.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:09drooled over #7


Current Users

There have been 42 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:36Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:19Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:00Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:56Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:29Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:27Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:13Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:55Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:39Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:23Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:20Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:45Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:43Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:40Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:28Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:10Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:52Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:32Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:12Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:50Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:25Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:01Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:38Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:17Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:16Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:15Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:14Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:13Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:11Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:09Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:08Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:48Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:15Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:37Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:25Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:03Caption #10

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 2 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> Thank you for explaining why the bukake (sp?) was green.
<Kumiho> Original use of pedophiles and spinach.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post