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I know where babies come from! My mommy telled me that babies come from when sometimes when a mommy and daddy love each other very much and want to get married.

Then the mommy and daddy do a special private thing that mommy said she'd tell me about when I'm older and they have a coms... a conspet... a comseption.

And that's where babies come from!

Mommy didn't tell me about why babies eat gross boobies though.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> The eat it because they like it.
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<superwoman biatch> Same reason grown men "eat" boobies...because they can!!
<guyPaulo> Mmmmmm....boobies....

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