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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/24/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Sheila checked for the 50th time today to see if that old fart was dead yet...

She had fucked him silly every night this week, even having a few explosive orgasms herself as she kept inflating his penis-pump for one more round.

But the pig-like sucking at her nipples had to stop soon, so she can begin her pig-like sucking at his fat ass bank account.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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