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Most Emailed Photos - 05/26/2004 by guyPaulo
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"Wow, its a great day to be naked and ..... OH MY GOD! SOMEONE HAS PAINTED FLOWERS ON MY TITTIES! OH FUCK! THE HUMANITY!!!!!"

In a flash, the usually suspects were rounded up. To no one's great suprise, Elvis and I were on the top tier of suspects. While HE was inocent (of this titty-painting anyway), I had to contend with the problem of a sole witness to my crime.

But I'm not worried anymore. Let's just say that THAT motherf*cking goose isn't going to be honking ANYTHING anytime soon.

Coincidentally, I have lots of foi gras and gibblet gravy in the fridge if anyone wants a snack.

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There are 4 comments for this caption.

<ElvisThePelvis> Oh I was innocent, but those DOJ bitches held me for two months as a material witness to GuyP's titty-painting. On the plus side, this foi gras is top notch!
<ajiav> fois gras is nasty
<Kumiho> Yum, fois gras...
<ajiav> no, "blech."

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