Most Emailed Photos

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Most Emailed Photos - 03/22/2004

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The way to a woman's heart is having lots of money.

Scratch that, the way to a woman's heart is having an adorable pet.

Scratch that, the way to a woman's heart is through her cleavage.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<guyPaulo> Uhhhm....funny, but kind of scary 3Suns.
<Carol> Actually wouldn't it be easier to go up from below the sternum, can you locate the xyphoid process?
<Lauren> Carol, it depends on whether you want to expose the heart or just stab it, I think. Although if you don't aim properly and hit a rib, you could hurt your hand.
<guyPaulo> Ummmmm.....you girls scare me too.
<Carol> Words of wisdom. Be careful, 3Suns!
<Carol> Whoops, I was responding to Lauren there. Haha, silly guyPaulo, there is nothing to worry about...
<3Suns> I was thinking more about using a screwdriver or railroad spike or whatever's in this monkey's hand. The sternum should be no great obstacle.
<Kumiho> 'Sides, going in from the back is actually more sucessful, one just needs to remember to hold the knife blade flat to slide it between the ribs.
<ElvisThePelvis> Waht the hell are all of you guys Navy Seals too?
<guyPaulo> Al-quaida assassins more like it....
<mypalmike> I knew this was a den of terrorism. Great caption, 3Suns!
<ajiav> yes, good caption.
<Kumiho> Not a Navy Seal, just entirely too interested in sharp pointy things.
<Roger Mexico> I prefer entering through McBirney's point, circling the Isles of Langerhans, definitely by-passing the xiphoid process, and winding up with a Valsalva manuever. So there.

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