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Most Emailed Photos - 03/22/2004 by 3Suns
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The way to a woman's heart is having lots of money.

Scratch that, the way to a woman's heart is having an adorable pet.

Scratch that, the way to a woman's heart is through her cleavage.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> Uhhhm....funny, but kind of scary 3Suns.
<Carol> Actually wouldn't it be easier to go up from below the sternum, can you locate the xyphoid process?
<Lauren> Carol, it depends on whether you want to expose the heart or just stab it, I think. Although if you don't aim properly and hit a rib, you could hurt your hand.
<guyPaulo> Ummmmm.....you girls scare me too.
<Carol> Words of wisdom. Be careful, 3Suns!
<Carol> Whoops, I was responding to Lauren there. Haha, silly guyPaulo, there is nothing to worry about...
<3Suns> I was thinking more about using a screwdriver or railroad spike or whatever's in this monkey's hand. The sternum should be no great obstacle.
<Kumiho> 'Sides, going in from the back is actually more sucessful, one just needs to remember to hold the knife blade flat to slide it between the ribs.
<ElvisThePelvis> Waht the hell are all of you guys Navy Seals too?
<guyPaulo> Al-quaida assassins more like it....
<mypalmike> I knew this was a den of terrorism. Great caption, 3Suns!
<ajiav> yes, good caption.
<Kumiho> Not a Navy Seal, just entirely too interested in sharp pointy things.
<Roger Mexico> I prefer entering through McBirney's point, circling the Isles of Langerhans, definitely by-passing the xiphoid process, and winding up with a Valsalva manuever. So there.

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