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Most Emailed Photos - 03/22/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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It does not matter the color of your money!

When you are ugly pug-faced dog like me...

you cannot get these bitches.

This is why I lick myself.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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There are 4 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> Hah! A male dog licks himself because he can. It's that simple.
<Carol> Efficient and effective caption. (I would call it "elegant" but that didn't seem quite right somehow!)
<mypalmike> Elegance and sophistication. These are things you will not find in this great caption.
<ajiav> 

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