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Most Emailed Photos - 11/12/2003 by yoyology
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Let's talk about sizes!

Okay, boys and girls, it seems clear that this baby hippo has chosen a hat that is far too big.

Here is a similar problem.

This pinkie ring will be unwieldy to wear and may cause airport metal detectors to go off.

Can anyone tell me what is too large in this picture?

Mort, are you listening to me?
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> hah!
<TJ Eckleburg> Sweetness. But I fear you've opened the dread door to meta-captions. Now all we'll do is address Mort for the easy chuckle
<Mort> Oh the horror you have unleashed!
<yoyology> I think I should have called you Morton. That sounds more schoolmarmish.

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