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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 05/11/2004 by David Byrden
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ACHOO!

Oh, wow, look what I just blew outta my nose! Ain't it cool? It's got like 50 colors!

Anyways, you know what I really like? I like a woman to get down on all fours and sniff my dick like a dog sniffing tulips!

So: you wanna go out with me?

(Wow, I made her laugh. I'm halfway there!)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> David, are you sure you haven't been to Philadelphia? Because I am sure I've heard these lines before.
<Axolotl> Is it crass day already?
<David Byrden> Lauren: and did they work?
<Kumiho> Somehow I doubt it.
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