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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 05/11/2004 by David Byrden
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ACHOO!

Oh, wow, look what I just blew outta my nose! Ain't it cool? It's got like 50 colors!


Anyways, you know what I really like? I like a woman to get down on all fours and sniff my dick like a dog sniffing tulips!

So: you wanna go out with me?

(Wow, I made her laugh. I'm halfway there!)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> David, are you sure you haven't been to Philadelphia? Because I am sure I've heard these lines before.
<Axolotl> Is it crass day already?
<David Byrden> Lauren: and did they work?
<Kumiho> Somehow I doubt it.
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