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Most Emailed Photos - 01/23/2005 by David Byrden
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People playing in the snow? That's a "kitsch" photo. Kitschness is characteristic of homosexuals.

This photo suggests homosexuality. It should be banned.


White cubs? Siegfried and Roy are known to use a white tiger!

This photo suggests homosexuality - just like Spongebob Squarepants.



A small dog with a scarf - need I say more??? Ban these gay photos!

Thank you, Lord.
You sent your only Son to die so that I could oppress people, spread fear, and promote hatred.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Kumiho> 
<What?> Jesus was gay
<David Byrden> Spongebob came to save us from sin
<to u> ur all nuts
<blah> eww whats wrong with all of you? goshh..i heart white tigers..they're soo pretty!
<Sponge Bob > You guys are so stupid!!!
<birdy> I love tigers don't talk about tigers that way you people must be fat.
<birdy> I LOVE TIGERS
<birdy> i LOVE TIGERS
<poohbear991> you guys are stupid tigers are kool so kiss off
<dude> jesus was not gay he came to save us from all of are sin's o.k and he died for us ..... oh he loves you .
<dude> hey i dont know none of yall but i love tigers too oh and puppies.
<TIGER LOVER> NO 1 GETS TO TALK ABOUT TIGERS AND YORKSHIRE TERRIERS LIKE THAT COZ THER GORGOUS AND I LV THEM !!!!!
<64564> u guys are really mean jesus is NOT GAY!
<cshs> how do u no that for all u no he was so gay!
<buh> everyone dont think of jesus as there god...a duh
<Jesus> iheard that !!!!!
<Jesus> I WAS NOT GAY!!!!!!!!! OKAY MAYBE JUST a little lol!!!

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