People playing in the snow? That's a "kitsch" photo. Kitschness is characteristic of homosexuals.
This photo suggests homosexuality. It should be banned.
White cubs? Siegfried and Roy are known to use a white tiger!
This photo suggests homosexuality - just like Spongebob Squarepants.
A small dog with a scarf - need I say more??? Ban these gay photos!
Thank you, Lord. You sent your only Son to die so that I could oppress people, spread fear, and promote hatred.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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