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Most Emailed Photos - 01/23/2005 by 3Suns
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"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas."

"If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam."

"The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money"


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> RIP Johnny Carson.

May your hair and fingernails ever grow, and your phone calls never taper off.

<Mort> I wish I knew him better.
<What?> I love Spam!

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