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Most Emailed Photos - 01/17/2005 by Mort
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Today's media is all about hard pecks and flat abs,

but it's the large potatoes and a good long sabre,

that a real woman wants.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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