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Most Emailed Photos - 01/30/2005 by David Byrden
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I rose from my deathbed and followed the angel..

..into Heaven.

As soon as I arrived, they granted me one Wish.


But it took three hours to get approval from Archangel Gabriel before they would allow me to shit on the Pope.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 2 comments for this caption.

<David Byrden> This one basically wrote itself.

No, really, it did! I was asleep at the time.

<anonymous bitch> das a nice booty lol

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