* six foot ceilings, four foot doors, must take in a social security widow
Government Programs from Compassionate Conservatives:
Midnight Run with Dick Cheney:
* you are poor, we chase you with guns, if you live, you get to stay on welfare
- - - Dodge Ball With The Royals:
* our bitch, Tony Blair, sends over spoiled royals, everyone greases up and plays dodge ball, winner gets a date with a prince
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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