[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/24/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Bored with crushing puppies?

Pillaging and deflowering virgins not what it used to be?

Then fuck a dwarf today!

Call me at (555) WEE-SEXX!!
(AP)
(AFP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker20:51:39drooled over #114
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:24Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:32Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:59Scrawled on the board


Current Users

There have been 363 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:48Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:47Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:43Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:42Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:41Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:40Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:34Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:32Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:29Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:28Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:27Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:25Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:24Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:22Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:20Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:18Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:17Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:16Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:15Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:12Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:09Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:08Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:07Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:04Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:02Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:01Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:00Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:59Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:58Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:56Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:55Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:54Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:53Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:51Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:50Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:48Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:47Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:45Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:44Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:40Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:39Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:37Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:36Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:34Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:33Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:32Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:31Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:30Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:28Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:27Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:26Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:25Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:24Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:23Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:21Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:20Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:18Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:17Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:15Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:13Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:12Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:10Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:08Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:07Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:05Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:04Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:03Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:02Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:01Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:00Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:59Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:58Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:57Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:56Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:54Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:53Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:52Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:51Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:48Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:46Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:45Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:44Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:43Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:42Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:40Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:38Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:36Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:34Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:33Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:32Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:31Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:30Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:28Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:27Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:26Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:24Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:23Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:20Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:19Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:17Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:16Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:15Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:14Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:13Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:12Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:10Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:08Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:07Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:05Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:03Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:00Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:59Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:56Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:55Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:53Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:52Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:48Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:47Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:45Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:44Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:43Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:42Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:39Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:38Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:36Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:35Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:34Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:32Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:31Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:30Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:29Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:28Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:27Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:25Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:24Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:23Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:22Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:21Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:19Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:18Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:17Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:16Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:15Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:14Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:13Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:12Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:11Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:09Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:08Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:07Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:06Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:04Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:03Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:02Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:01Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:00Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:59Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:58Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:57Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:56Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:52Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:49Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:43Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:41Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:40Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:37Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:36Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:35Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:34Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:32Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:31Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:27Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:26Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:25Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:24Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:21Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:20Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:19Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:18Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:16Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:14Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:12Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:08Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:07Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:05Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:04Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:03Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:02Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:00Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:59Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:55Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:52Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:51Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:50Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:48Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:45Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:44Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:41Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:40Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:36Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:35Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:32Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:31Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:28Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:27Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:24Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:23Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:22Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:20Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:18Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:17Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:16Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:13Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:12Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:10Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:07Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:05Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:03Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:00Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:59Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:57Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:55Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:52Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:51Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:50Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:49Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:47Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:45Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:44Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:43Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:41Caption #993
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:39Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:35Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:32Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:31Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:30Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:29Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:27Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:26Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:24Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:23Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:22Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:21Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:19Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:15Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:14Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:13Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:12Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:11Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:08Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:04Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:03Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:59Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:58Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:56Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:55Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:53Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:52Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:51Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:48Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:47Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:43Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:42Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:41Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:40Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:39Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:36Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:35Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:34Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:33Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:32Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:31Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:30Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:28Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:26Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:24Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:23Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:22Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:21Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:20Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:19Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:18Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:15Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:14Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:12Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:10Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:07Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:06Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:04Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:03Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:59Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:56Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:55Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:53Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:52Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:51Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:50Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:49Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:48Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:47Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:44Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:42Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:40Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:35Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:34Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:33Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:32Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:31Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:28Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:27Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:26Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:25Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:24Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:21Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:20Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:19Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:17Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:15Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:13Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:12Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:11Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:09Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:08Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:07Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:05Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:04Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:02Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:01Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:00Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:55Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:51Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:50Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:48Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:45Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:44Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:40Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:37Caption #968
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:35Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:33Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:32Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:31Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:28Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:26Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:25Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:24Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:23Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:22Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:21Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:20Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:19Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:15Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:14Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:12Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:08Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:06Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:04Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:03Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:59Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:58Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:55Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:54Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:52Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:48Caption #710

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post