[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/02/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

My girlfriend liked for me to massage both her clitoris, labia and anus during our foreplay. I whipped up a new set of DNA for myself and the problem was solved.

I wanted to tie the knot but she kept telling me that all the smart people waited until their careers were stable.

And the she met Dick Hung at a bar and I got the expected Dear Mr. Smartypants letter. Proving once again that women are shallow bitches and I probably should think about washing my hand now that she is gone instead of pleasuring myself behind this podium.
(AP)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:09drooled over #7


Current Users

There have been 175 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:24Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:21Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:10Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:07Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:04Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:00Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:56Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:53Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:46Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:44Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:43Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:38Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:34Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:30Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:26Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:22Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:21Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:19Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:18Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:15Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:12Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:11Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:07Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:06Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:05Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:03Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:02Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:01Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:00Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:59Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:56Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:52Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:48Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:44Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:41Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:36Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:28Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:24Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:21Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:08Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:04Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:02Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:59Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:54Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:50Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:45Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:40Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:36Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:32Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:27Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:23Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:20Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:17Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:16Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:14Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:09Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:06Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:02Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:59Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:56Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:53Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:50Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:48Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:47Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:41Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:34Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:30Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:28Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:24Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:21Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:17Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:14Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:07Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:05Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:02Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:58Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:55Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:54Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:53Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:51Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:46Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:37Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:33Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:29Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:24Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:23Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:21Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:18Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:13Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:09Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:07Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:03Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:00Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:59Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:57Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:53Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:49Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:45Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:39Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:34Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:31Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:28Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:24Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:20Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:17Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:13Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:04Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:01Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:57Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:53Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:51Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:47Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:44Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:41Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:39Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:36Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:30Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:27Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:25Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:24Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:22Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:19Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:15Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:06Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:03Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:59Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:55Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:53Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:51Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:48Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:45Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:42Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:38Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:32Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:27Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:22Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:16Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:13Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:10Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:04Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:00Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:55Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:52Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:47Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:43Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:42Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:39Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:35Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:32Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:31Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:30Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:28Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:24Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:22Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:21Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:18Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:15Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:12Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:08Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:03Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:02Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:58Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:54Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:53Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:51Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:43Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:38Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:35Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:34Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:31Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:29Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:28Caption #570

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 4 comments for this caption.

<ElvisThePelvis> Um...happy Friday.
<mypalmike> Love the "Dear John" joke.
<Lauren> 
<Axolotl> w00t! Elvis never lets us down!

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post