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Most Emailed Photos - 12/02/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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My girlfriend liked for me to massage both her clitoris, labia and anus during our foreplay. I whipped up a new set of DNA for myself and the problem was solved.

I wanted to tie the knot but she kept telling me that all the smart people waited until their careers were stable.

And the she met Dick Hung at a bar and I got the expected Dear Mr. Smartypants letter. Proving once again that women are shallow bitches and I probably should think about washing my hand now that she is gone instead of pleasuring myself behind this podium.


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<ElvisThePelvis> Um...happy Friday.
<mypalmike> Love the "Dear John" joke.
<Axolotl> w00t! Elvis never lets us down!

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