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Most Emailed Photos - 05/05/2004 by Mort
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The full body x-ray machine in the airport revealed the contraband cocaine enhanced pixie sticks...

...the lion cubs in my panda skin hand-luggage...

...and this little endangered guy I had lodged in my hairy beaver... skin purse.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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