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Most Emailed Photos - 04/01/2004 by Fun da Mentalist
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To be sure, we do not approve of pigs in any way, shape or form. They are forbidden. If you come across a pig, it must be thrown into the sacred bath.
That is the law.

The great unnameable and unseeable Lord wants his children to be clean of mind and spirit, and to adhere to the Golden Apples of the Sacred Law!

So if a pig approaches you anywhere - for instance, while you wait for the subway train - you must TOSS that pig onto the third rail of damnation!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> Nice.
<mypalmike> Third rail of damnation.

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